10 Inspirational Quotes That Can Improve Yourself
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"Life With Woody"
It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of
beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it
comes to relaxing after a hard day's work. Well, yeah I'm
guilty about that one as well, unless I'm caught dead wearing a
lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka… half-naked!
Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this
after getting nightmares about me in that state of drunken
stupor.
History: Article | SEPT 30/05
Edited: Lonnie A | MAR 30/09
Just don't ask how it happened, please.
But what's really interesting is that how do people go
through the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping
stress? I mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one of
the good things and it actually works.
Is there room for the intellectual side of people who can
actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? It kind of
had me thinking that there really must be something in this
'mind-over-matter' thing.
Humor is indeed the best medicine there is whenever you are.
I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just
to make you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite of
what's been happening, and to those who has gone though the
ordeal, it's better to just laugh while facing the troubles
with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision.
One of my favorite celebrities of all time may have to be
Woody Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face
bluntness that he pulls out with gusto, even without even
trying. You can talk just about anything with a man, and he's
bound to mock the subject and you'll end up laughing rather
than being upset about it.
Woody Allen has this to say:
1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial
reasons." It sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all
things does involve money but it doesn't have to take an arm
and a leg to get it.
2. "I believe there is something out there watching us.
Unfortunately, it's the government." 'Nuff said.
3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever
spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" This happens to
be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life's
little problems isn't all that bad, until 'he' shows up.
Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have its
complications that probably any author about relationships is
bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires,
unless you're talking about the heart as in the heart that pump
blood throughout your body.
4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the
answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions." And if
you want more, just keep on asking!
5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to
go to bed with me, she said 'no'." It sounds, 'practical', I
think.
And when it comes to everyday life, he really knows how to
make the best out of every possible scenario, and it doesn't
involve a lawsuit if he strikes a nerve.
6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the
bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." I never had a boat
in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot
water makes me seasick already.
7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there
when it happens." If it rains, it pours.
8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out
of my nose." It could get worse when you're guzzling on beer…
or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!
9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your
plans." At least he doesn't smite us with lightning, and I'm
thankful for that.
And despite of what may happen to all of us in the next ten,
twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we all have to see things
in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I can't
seem to imagine life without any piece of wisdom that could
guide us. Whether we're religious or not, it takes more courage
to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all
that matters when it comes to even just getting along.
And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to
go by… however, whenever, and wherever we may be.
10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking
what you have, instead of what you don't have."
Ciao!
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